clemenphucker

a distant relative to clementoni, the clemenphucker is the part of clementoni that creates evil papers and forces children to choke on them. Also a virgin.

clemenphucker is sooooo a virgin

by yoyo April 27, 2004

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker

"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"

by p[][] March 16, 2004

Clambake

To sit in a car and conversate with friends while the windows of the car fog up appearing to the outside world that a plethora of weed is being smoked

"Let's clambake at the South School parking lot!"

by Hov The Creator 2 November 11, 2013

Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ May 24, 2017

clemenza

some kind of "son of a bitch" author in urbandict.

clemenza is son of a bitch

by hede November 10, 2008

clamble

To climb up a wall/building quickly.

I'm going to get the talcum powder just incase, for whatever reason, there's another key required outside of the prison before I get to that rooftop clamble...

by 420feastpoop March 16, 2015

clambake kitchen

An equivalent term to "sausage fest". A party with a ratio of women higher than men.

Yo brudda lets hit up that party tonight, I heard the clambake kitchen's open tonight!

by SlickAnt October 20, 2015