Night Cereal

Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.

True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.

I couldn't fall asleep so I read Flowers for Algernon with a bowl of night cereal.

by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023

cereal killer

A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.

They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.

by QuacksO May 8, 2019

seductive cereal

The type of cereal you would eat before or after intercourse.

I'll be back, I'm eating my seductive cereal!

by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021

soggy cereals

Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.

- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.

by teddybrown September 29, 2017

Pour a bowl of cereal

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.

She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!

by Word G February 7, 2025

macaroni cereal

Macaroni cereal is a very tasty dinner. It is made from Annie’s box white cheddar mac and cheese and is in a bowl of milk for you to enjoy. It is scrumptious, and is a perfect snack. ONLY PARKLES CAN MAKE THIS SO BACK OFF!

Bruhther, i’m dying for some macaroni cereal right now.

by ParkleSquad2 November 30, 2019

Cereal boy

A male that prefers cereal over a cooked meal for some reason

Brandon’s a little cereal boy

by Anticerealman123 April 21, 2021