Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
Get the pizza carpetmug. The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!
by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011
Get the Smokey Carpetmug. by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023
Get the Carpet clenchersmug. When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.
by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011
Get the burnt carpetmug. by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011
Get the Carpet Conventionmug. by Big Daddy W January 24, 2023
Get the Carpet baggermug. In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!
by Slim Twofingers February 9, 2010
Get the carpet douchebaggermug.