Capitalism

God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor.

-Capitalism: As defined by Ron Swanson.

by pops87 February 23, 2011

Anarcho-Capitalism

A misleading and oxymoronical term contrived by manipulative lassaiz-faire capitalists to draw uninformed, young, and rebellious youth into their ideology by applying the word "anarcho" to it.

Just because anarchism is actually about opposing ALL systems of hierarchy, it doesn't stop me from trying to use the word anarcho-capitalism to make me look hip and rebellious!

by Art Crass February 2, 2008

Capible

Adjective: Having the God given miraculous talent and awesomeness to turn around a cluster of shit into a golden nugget.

The FHD had completely jacked up the world until Chris came along with his frickin cracker jack capible hands. He turned that shit upside down and now it's like a finely tuned bullet train.

by Chris Bus July 17, 2012

Capitalism

God's way of defining who is smart and who is poor - Ron Swanson

Capitalism is the only economic system

by God's perfect idiot October 6, 2020

capital

Object-vector that tells us the RADIAL orientation of an item-in-an-inventory-set.

Capital is a vector-value that tells us the direction of all IDENTICAL items in an inventory.

by deepchurch April 25, 2021

Commie-Capitalism

By 2017, Commie-Capitalism has become the entrenced, dominant political and economic system in China, Russia, Vietnam, Cuba and a few other countries who identify themselves as socialist republics or communist states. Economic growth via state-controlled capitalism is the primary feature of the dominant political/ecomonic class in these countries, not formal socialism or communism.

Soon after her retirement from decades of diplomatic duties in socialist and communist countries, she committed a faux pas by identifying them all as forms of Commie-Capitalism.

by Inbothhemispheres July 30, 2017

Quaint Capitalism

(Noun)
A capitalist theory which opposes economic domination by large corporations in favor of small-scale, generally local businesses, thus leaving most economic activity to the petite bourgeoisie.

Businesses operating on this theory are often characterized by a kitschy, cozy aesthetic, cheugy merchandise, and a strong pride in being small local businesses.

Allison prefers quaint capitalism over corporatism, so she shops at her local farmers' market instead of the grocery store.

by TheSlanguist June 16, 2021