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Bird cage

your girls panties pulled around your head as your going down on her.
As there was no time to take her panties off before I ate her pussy, I found my self trapped in the bird cage!
by Pockets 19123 December 29, 2024
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Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.
John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."
by Lanceroni June 5, 2018
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Cage Index

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.
This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.
by kevinchong January 12, 2017
mugGet the Cage Indexmug.

This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." ๐Ÿ˜‡ *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘‹ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham ๐Ÿ‘ณ โ™‚๏ธ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐Ÿ˜

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐Ÿคจ

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Michael ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer ๐Ÿ‘ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜–

Micahel ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐Ÿ˜
Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜‡

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ
by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
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sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion
by Roachmill March 11, 2022
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Cage

He is slim shady's abstract father
cage kennylz
by Scriabinist July 2, 2023
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Cages

Cages is kgs, not kegs, not kilo, not eetswa, but cages
Lad 1: how many 'cages' U got?

Lad 2: at least 3 'cages'
by ASC3 March 9, 2021
mugGet the Cagesmug.

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