(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
Get the poop coachmug. by Rahajella October 11, 2022
Get the Coach Fuzzmug. by ms kbk April 18, 2017
Get the coach big macmug. Big Buttole man who gets peg by wife daily. Favorite pastimes include smoking menthol ciggarettes and drinking caffiene. Stinky.
by Bhuthaw man April 29, 2024
Get the Coach Greenmug. A teacher, which teaches the 'black lives matter' ways, for example, a 'blm coach' would be a preacher of some sort, but in the way of black lives
by BLM coach November 9, 2021
Get the blm coachmug. An example of oral coaching would be like
"Oh baby your doing so good, just like that
Don't slow down"
"Oh baby your doing so good, just like that
Don't slow down"
by Oandeum December 9, 2024
Get the oral coachingmug. Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.
by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013
Get the Backseat coachingmug.