Card Crusher (A.K.A Rude Dude, ZoomJap, rude asian, rudeazn) is that cool dude you have probably seen on youtube who teaches how to crush a business card, how to lick a girl's photo and other great things.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.
Guy 1: Did you see that? reminds me of card crusher...
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:
by Gennosuke May 3, 2011
Get the Card Crushermug. Someone who gets dealt a ricidulous number of good poker hands. As in a gun rack holds lots fo guns, a card rack hold lots of good starting hands.
by Andy Massey October 23, 2008
Get the Card Rackmug. an act usually made by people who can't come to realize that their government could possibly be corrupt
Enlightened American- Dick Cheney is running this country and George Bush is a paid comedian.
Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.
Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card
Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.
Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card
by grathom January 8, 2009
Get the evidence cardmug. One who could routinely be seen hanging out near a Comic Book store, or other place of business selling magic cards etc.
by Willy Smoke November 26, 2005
Get the Card Shopmug. Similar to doggy-style. When the woman stays on hands and knees, and the man enters from behind also on his knees. The trick is, when the man is close to being finished, he deals the spermies on her back like a deck of cards on the table.
by Ivanna Humpalot 3000 July 21, 2009
Get the card trickmug. Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card
by Levetti Spaghetti March 19, 2017
Get the the credit cardmug. the act of using a credit card or library car to open a locked door thats only locked with the door lock. will not work with dead bolted or chain locked doors. common among collages and any where there are a lot of doorm rooms.
by Pearce951 April 23, 2006
Get the card inmug.