jess: yooo jimmy did you bring your v-card? cuz i left mine at homee
jimmy: whatever jess i get more tail than a dog.
jimmy: whatever jess i get more tail than a dog.
by Spongebobb May 30, 2008
Card Crusher (A.K.A Rude Dude, ZoomJap, rude asian, rudeazn) is that cool dude you have probably seen on youtube who teaches how to crush a business card, how to lick a girl's photo and other great things.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.
Guy 1: Did you see that? reminds me of card crusher...
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:
by Gennosuke April 14, 2011
Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card
by Levetti Spaghetti March 20, 2017
Someone who gets dealt a ricidulous number of good poker hands. As in a gun rack holds lots fo guns, a card rack hold lots of good starting hands.
by Andy Massey September 11, 2008
One who could routinely be seen hanging out near a Comic Book store, or other place of business selling magic cards etc.
by Willy Smoke November 10, 2005
an act usually made by people who can't come to realize that their government could possibly be corrupt
Enlightened American- Dick Cheney is running this country and George Bush is a paid comedian.
Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.
Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card
Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.
Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card
by grathom January 04, 2008
When somebody says that they will do an unreasonable task or say something that someone else does not believe, the other person can call "bitch-card". This basically means that if the person does not do the task or is lying, they get bitch-slapped across the face. BUT... if the person who is bitch-carded says "flip-card" and they do the task or they are not lying about the bitch-carded statement, then they get a slap on their worthy opponent, or the person who bitch-carded them.
"I hooked up with a girl when I was in 5th grade" -Jimmy
"Bitch-card!! That never happened" - Larry
"Flip card" - Jimmy
"Bitch-card!! That never happened" - Larry
"Flip card" - Jimmy
by bloodyknuckles October 13, 2017