callum

a guy who wants a girl named faye but cant get here because he got rejected

callum was rejected twice by faye

by P.A.P.P.I.E November 7, 2019

Callum

A big sexy alpha male, makes all the women in a 30 metre vicinity queef and fall to their knees. Has a nob the size of a base ball bat. Will batter anyone who insults him. Overall a big sexy man

Callum is so fucking hot, he makes me so horny

by Big sexy calbo November 23, 2021

Callum O’Suglivan

Silly boy who jumps on trampolines

Wow that’s callum o’suglivan

by Your biggest fan January 21, 2018

Callum

He is a fucking snake, don’t be his friend.

He is the biggest dickhead snakey twat ever.

Callum is such a snake. He told everyone about what happened last weekend

by Jacob6745 November 22, 2021

Callum Arnold

Callum Arnolds, known as cal from the first name hates being yelled 'oi' or 'yo' or even saying 'man' to him. Usually isn't able to draw at all and draws like a 5 year old. Gorgeous and confident however has two sides to him that change within a second and lets himself down by paying attention to other girls. He'll soon realise that the only girl he'll ever need to get wet is to the girl who lost her virginity to him.. His girlfriend! Usually has a big nose and wide eyes and will only ever need the girl he's with now. Gorgeous, but a sarcastic cunt!

Callum Arnold is perfect

by Callum Arnold's July 25, 2016

Callum

Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking

“I’m such a sick amazing kid” but in reality no body likes him because he’s a faggot and a bastard

My ex is being such a callum

by Dunnnnnn October 19, 2019

Callum

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich

dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas

by jimmycenas July 9, 2023