african cactus

Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass
"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"
by DICKYYOMAMA July 11, 2017
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african cactus

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass
"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"
by DICKYYOMAMA July 11, 2017
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cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas
That cactus junk hurt my vagina
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lady cactus

Have you ever scratched your lady cactus and gotten caught?
by LeiM0 June 06, 2016
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Swagging a Cactus

When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.
by capitaly777 May 03, 2011
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sassy cactus

a group of people backstage on a show that talk shit on all of there friends
the group sassy cactus is back and there already starting shit
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Cactus Cat Syndrome

Cactus Cat Syndrome (CCS)
Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus.
Symptoms:
Severe Vaginal Dryness:
The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness.
Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia):
Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication.
Itching and Burning:
Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity.
Irritation and Redness:
The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness.
Urinary Tract Sensitivity:
In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.
My girl makes me itch she might have Cactus Cat Syndrome
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