Barren Strip of Skin

Area of shaved skin between a mans anus and grundel.

Ichabod's barren strip of skin was inflamed by the reoccuring crabs.

by katharsis April 18, 2009

Bartell

In dentistry, a "bartell" is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. In order to be labeled a "bartell", the remaining teeth in one's grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one "ugly duckling" or "retarded cousin". Examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. Bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one's mouth. A "bartell" can transform one's entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.

"Damn son, that girl would be fine but I just can't look past her frickin' bartell."

"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."

by philthyphil February 3, 2010

Bartemptress

Attractive Bartendress

Bartenders are dudes. Bartendresses are chicks. Bartemptresses are hot bartendresses.

Class dismissed.

by MunkySpunkGuy February 24, 2011

bartoncoop

1. The act of the wife gargling her husbands balls.

2. When a super gorgeous man and a woman become partners.

3. The flow of blood to the penis when a man finds 'the one'

1. Hey Burt, you will never guess what Norma did last night.. She only went and bartoncoop'd my bloody balls.

2. You guys guess what!! Even after the controversial naked jenga game and the peanut incident at malcolms gaff last week, me and candice are proper going out with each other. I'm well chuffed.

3. God damn last night was another level.. I met this majorly hot chick, i think shes 'the one'. Why do you think shes the one reggie? Well like i say shes mega hot and I had a serious bartoncoop in my pants all night. I actually had to dip my old boy in some aloe vera when i got in, that bartoncoop really took it out of me man!

by rogermalkovich May 2, 2011

barfenpuken

Any local establishment that serves alcohol.

Hey, let's go to the Barfenpuken and have a beer.

by bearman in athabasca November 16, 2011

Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

Barren Crease

When a woman's pussy is so dry and withered, it resembles a desert void of life or hope

Man, I slipped up in it and that piece had a barren crease.

by Donovan Gleason May 19, 2013