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Astrology

white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!

*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 20, 2022
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Astrology

white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!

*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 20, 2022
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Guys, it's Astro...WE GOTTA HIDE BEFORE THEY BEG FOR ATTENTION FROM US!
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ASTROFADE

when you get so shit-faced drunk that you lose your grip on reality and only experience the feeling of drunkness in your brain and body
the term ASTROFADE was coined by Steven and Diego
Yo bro lets black out tonight.

Nah man im trying to get so drunk I hit the ASTROFADE
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Astrology

Bullshit.

This is what white bitches base their personality on.
What's your astrology sign? I'm Aquarius
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Astro

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