Asian Fail

anything less than perfect

asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail

by thaibnerd January 16, 2010

Asian Mafia

a group of asians, usually girls who hang out in a group. The asians range from different types of asians. They are always seen with anyone from their mafia at all times.

Zack: Look there goes the asians

Asian Mafia: We're the asian mafia

by thepandabear January 19, 2013

asian mcdonalds

Just like any mcdonalds except that there is more on the menu and the fillet o fish is better.

sum1:Hey? do u wanna go to asian mcdonalds?
me:no i live in NZ you retard

by Ur_a_shemale May 13, 2008

asian sensation

one who is far above all other asians; having favorable traits, overall coolness for an asian.

Not only is Theresa Yoon wicked gorgeous, she is all an asian sensation

by Ron H. May 13, 2005

asian time

The phenomenon of adding 30 minutes to the local (Zulu) time of the observer's location.
During event planning, care must be taken to analyze each party's inherent participation in said phenomenon, adjusting the allotted preset time (+30 minutes) to vary according to transportation, clothing, hygiene, and facial appearance preparations. This can affect arrival times to an event by as much as +45 or reduce the Asian Time to only +15, but never eliminate it.
The primary victim of this phenomenon must consider the implications of Asian Time and the effects of his/her decisions.

We've said to meet up at the cafe at 8am, but I'm guessing they will show up at 0830 because they run on Asian Time.

by The Yo August 6, 2008

a noodle of Asians

A large group of Asian people.

A collective noun to describe such group. Like a pride of lions or litter of kittens.

I couldn't take a photo of that statue because there was a noodle of Asians all around it.

by razdaz2 March 19, 2017

Asian Fishing

When someone who is not Asian, tries to look like someone of Asian descent.
This usually occurs when someone takes the sexualized and fetishized aspects of Asian people and uses it as an "aesthetic" or for their own advantage. Asian fishing perpetuates stereotypes and completely disregards the oppression Asians have faced.

1st person: Hey, are you Asian?
2nd person: No, it's just makeup. But I'm obsessed with Asian culture.
2nd Person: Oh. I thought you were Asian. (their brain: what ...wtf... why they were just Asian fishing)

by fujiye May 29, 2021