by isthatlilsauce June 29, 2022
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by Joey Joseph John June 15, 2020
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Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
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Ashton reeves is the coolest person you’ll ever meet and likes this one girl named Alexa ALOT but he is cooler than her
by Huge man guy August 21, 2018
Get the Ashton reeves mug.A medium sized, very attractive male usually with brown eyes and an a amazing heart! If you get on his bad side, most likely you will never get off of it but will always want to. If you are nice to him he will forever love you and will never talk behind your back and will treat you with care! He is very humorous and will always cheer you up if you are upset. He will always knows what to say in rough times! He’s not always the skinniest person, but is usually very strong and extremely cute! All the girls want him! Also very good in the bed and never fails to pleasure. Everyone wants a friend like Him
by Kindest December 29, 2017
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