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Alyssa

A massive bitch that tries to date every guy as if it is a contest,Alyssa's are dumb,short and cringey.Alyssa's are people you hope to not meet and just make your life worse.
Why the fuck does Alyssa cry everytime she begs for something and doesn't get it
by TooSweg August 23, 2018
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Alyssa: a skanky little slut that is crazy funny and amazing usually best friends with Tilly
Alyssa: I love you

Tilly: my parents don't

Alyssa: neither do mine
by Tillyxoxo June 25, 2017
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A classic Bitch who is a lesbian and uses people for friends and when people ask her out she hates them form now on and she will never talk to you unless you have money.
Me: Alyssa is so nice I think I'm gonna ask her to the dance

Alyssa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A HOLE
by JJ_monster November 11, 2018
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Alyssa is the rudest bitch in the world. She really has the worst attitude around and can’t keep her ugly ass feelings to herself. She dated people for the hell of it and is a whore who is just trying to get hoes She’s a ugly rude bitch ass cunt and is a petty ass bitch. She is never a real friend but a fake bitch. Has no friends and all she wants to do is “get swooped” and become high with some damn hoodlums who just want to fuck her nasty ass. If you ever meet and Alyssa run the fuck away because she will steal your shit and become the fakest bitch you know.
Boy 1: You know Alyssa?

Boy 2: Ew that nasty whore sucking dick behind the auditorium last week

Boy 1: Yeah shes a rude bitch
by codmw34 January 2, 2019
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Alyssa is the kind of girl who makes people always smile. She is always trying to find ways to have fun, and make people have fun too. Alyssa can be shy at first but once you get to know her, she is outstandingly social! Alyssa is the kind of girl you want to be really close friends with. She is not the kind of girl you want to bully/be mean to her, cause she can be Fierce/strong/and say rude things But, she never does because she loves right about everyone she knows. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Alyssa will never give up on making someone in need for a smile, she will tell jokes, make silly faces, Say & do weird things like: Dancing, acting like a clown, etc. Alyssa is the definition of friendship and happiness.
"It's true, I meet a girl named Alyssa way back . And we are still great close friends."
by Daisyhallo December 29, 2016
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the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile; the one that you'll see walking down the hallway, having her head up high, trying just one last time; the kind of girl that will get back up, each andeverytime she falls... the kind of girl who NEVER gives up.
alyssa will never lose hope...
by blahhh. September 9, 2006
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alyssa pronouced uh-liss-uh noun.a wonderful girl who manages to be sweet to everyone. shes cute, beautiful, and pretty and can make anyone feel great about themselves if she just smiles. people who meet alyssa will begin to care very much for her after they see her kindness, beauty, and overall coolness. also is an amazing dancer. just about the best girl you'll ever meet. also has amazing eyes
adj.used to describe someone whos just plain incredible and terrific who also has beauty and kindness.
1noun. Alyssa is so nice, sweet, and beatiful.
2adj.Aww babe you made me a milkshake and helped me with my homework your so alyssa.
by nothinxleft17 November 10, 2008
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