Kentucky Fried Abortion

The process of replacing an unwanted fetus with a fresh out of the frier, greasy ass, tender chicken. By shoving it a mile up that bitches pussy.

Danm Daniel, u legitimately Kentucky Fried Abortioned her ass, ur a savage.

by BmxPapi December 28, 2020

coat hanger abortion

something going so wrong it can only be described as such

The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.

by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006

Tucson Digestive Abortion

Throat fuck a pregnant girl until she vomits all over your dick. Then proceed to use it as lube and get it all up in that uterus. Also known as TDA.

We forgot to use a condom last night and so we had to pull a Tucson Digestive Abortion.

by squanto6969 April 7, 2009

second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.

-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"

by Elalacran October 9, 2021

Ginger-selective abortion

The act of aborting a fetus or, in some jurisdictions, a child up to 18 months of age on the basis of its red hair and pasty complexion. Scientists have been developing more efficient targeted tests to promote early detection of embryonic gingers, but a lack of government funding and the success of Gingers Against Youthanization (GAY) has hampered recent research efforts.

BBC News Update: "Current census data from the Republic of Ireland shows a dramatic reduction in new ginger births, thanks in part to advances in ginger-selective abortion practices. And after the break, Labour Party members are asking tough questions, such as who will the next generation pick on at school? Then, get your swarthy forecast."

by Gingo Jingo August 25, 2011

pop rock abortion

Slang for an illegal abortion done by oneself using household items on hand. Originates from abortions done by using a combination of Pop Rocks candy and soda in a turkey baster.

I thought I heard that Sally was pregnant.
She was, but I think she did a pop rock abortion on herself.

by a. n. o. nymous April 27, 2008

after birth abortion

a slang developed by the anti-more kids agency, headed by George coyne. it is meant for people who cannot afford real abortions, so they wait for the baby to be born, and squish it.

ill do that after birth abortion for free, your kid is ugly.

by George Coyne April 20, 2004