Woodchopping ankles

Your girlfriend has fat fucking ankles and you hate her

Damn that girl has some woodchopping ankles you should dump her bro.

by assgoblin76 January 20, 2024

Weak Ankles

When one drapes themselves across a person as a way to ask for attention.

"I see you inherited the families weak ankles," he had stated upon seeing how they had been seated on the couch, with his head in her lap and fingers running through his hair.

As she stepped along, it seemed as though her weak ankles had stuck again as she stumbled into the man infront of her. At once, the man offered his hand to the woman's delight.

by Zamski February 7, 2024

broke his ankles

to juke someone multiple times or to juke someone so hard they lose track of you

I broke his ankles so hard bro! That was insane!

by the monster in your window November 26, 2023

Tuesday Ankle

Similar to a sprain but heals much faster so you can try things again on Wednesday.

Ouch! Watch my Tuesday Ankle Man!

by Soodohnimskie November 28, 2023

Two and an Ankle

A cliche regarding the two mystery objects (implications can be unknown or subjective to the specific scenario at hand) accompanied by the part between the calf and the heel which are intended on being hastily and forcefully inserted into another individual's anus.

To Addy's sarcastic remark, Billy stated that he would sure give her two and an Ankle if she kept up that sassy attitude.

by EggBoii December 5, 2022

on my ankles

A phrase used by people of the broke variety. When someone is "on my ankles", this generally means they are bad with their money and are unable to accompany you and various other friends in your hoodrat shenanigans. Often times used by minorities but the phrase is universal. Anyone can be on their ankles at any given point in time.

Professor: Hey would you like to grab a beer after the exam on Tuesday?

Student: I would but I'm on my ankles right now.

Professor: What's up with all you college students being broke all the time?

Student: Really nigga?

by ProfessorFinesser7 November 12, 2018

Ankles & Asses

So overworked that you don't know if you're standing up or sitting down.

Gee Amber Lee, I'm so tired from my shift at the malt shop that I'm all ankles & asses over here.

by Lucky The Painproof Man November 13, 2018