i am cool

i am cool

shut up
by poo poo scoobaba doo December 14, 2006
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I am not a witch

I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.
by Dude Regular November 02, 2010
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I am Kratos!

Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.

You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
"What you said didn't even make sense!"

"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"
by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010
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12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.
Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”
by joebidenismyuncle May 04, 2020
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i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems
by Tw4 February 23, 2018
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3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.
"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."
by DolphinWalrus February 17, 2019
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