i am cool

the least coolest statement ever

i am cool

shut up

by poo poo scoobaba doo December 17, 2006

I am not a witch

Christine O'Donnell's claim to the general public.

I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.

by Dude Regular November 3, 2010

I am Kratos!

Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.

You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.

"What you said didn't even make sense!"

"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"

by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010

i am a idiot

Ok then. I now

I am a idiot
Yes you are

by Firewarior03 August 16, 2017

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems

*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded

by Tw4 February 23, 2018

3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.

"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."

by DolphinWalrus February 16, 2019

I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016