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Alyssa

A big nose and mouthed ass bitch who can’t keep her thoughts in her head. She tries to be cool and fails miserably. She is a slutty bitch who can’t get a man.
Alyssa is a bitch
by Quetzal:( April 22, 2019
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The true demon, her cold heart will make you run for your mom. She can game and that gives her her dark skills, her treats will send chills down your spine.
man1: ALYSSA IS OUT TO GET ME

man2: can't help you I'm outta here
by Alyssa_the_DEMON April 23, 2019
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Alyssa is a weird person and fights over little things like who's pencil she has.Shes really pretty and is the kid at school with loaded perents so she has really nice clothes.
Alyssa your a butthole.
by Weird buttface May 19, 2019
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She gives really good top and she has amazing legs😏 and she Has a long neck and deep throat and she loves dick and her daddy is named daddy doobear😂
Daddy doobear: L.N.D.T?
Alyssa:yarkkkkk
by anonymous May 15, 2018
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That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL
Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me
by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020
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alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.
by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020
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A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.
Alyssa is retarted
by anonymous October 3, 2020
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