A big nose and mouthed ass bitch who can’t keep her thoughts in her head. She tries to be cool and fails miserably. She is a slutty bitch who can’t get a man.
Alyssa is a bitch
by Quetzal:( April 22, 2019
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Alyssa your a butthole.
by Weird buttface May 19, 2019
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by anonymous May 15, 2018
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