Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 02, 2018

Cigarette Friday

Cigarette Friday refers to the 52 advent Fridays of the year in which a cigarette is lit and smoked to commemorate the end of the work week and to welcome the beginning of the weekend.

I can't wait for cigarette Friday

by therealmacgyver November 03, 2023

Redneck cigarette

Self rolled smokes, rollies

-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?

by NutJoicer November 06, 2020

cigarette car

An older car from 1990-2005 roughly, has definitely been smoked in before.

That’s Jan’s 2003 toyota, it’s a total cigarette car, the previous owner smoked in it.

by Nenona571 March 12, 2024

cigarette car

A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.

"dude, look at that ford focus, paint on the hood chippin off, looks like a cigarette car."

by Hector_833 June 30, 2024

cigarette car

specific cars still on the road manufactured in between the 90s and mid 2000s. these cars are called cigarette cars because throughout your childhood you’d typically see a random middle aged adult (or your friends older sister) smoking a cigarette out the window// the car reeked of cigarette smell. these cars are typically a run-down shit box (rusted, dented, etc) with more problems than you can count. the technology is very outdated, typically only being able to play cds/tapes or fm on the radio, having a cigarette lighter built in, built in ash trays, a slot to place coins for road tolls, hand crank windows, etc. cigarette cars are NOT the same as a modded older car; the most modifications being seat covers and bumper stickers. these cars are driven by broke people who cannot afford anything better, this being their only means of transportation. however, the owners of these cars are typically hot, bad bitches who have a love-hate relationship with their car (deep down will be very sad when their car finally dies).

some examples of cigarette cars include but are not limited to:

* 2002 pontiac grand prix
*1999-2005 ford taurus

*2002 toyota corolla

*2005 honda pilot

*2005-2007 jeep liberty

*2001 ford escape
*1997 buick lesabre

*1999 chevy blazer
*2003 toyota camry
*2005 dodge neon
*2002 saturn s-series SL
*1997 geo prizm

*2002 subaru legacy

THE LIST GOES ON

person 1: damn that girl is hot as fuck, too bad she drives that piece of shit car.

person 2: yeah but she has a cigarette car. it runs like shit but it actually looks cute and has a personality of its own.

by abbey’s chicken tenders March 18, 2024

cigarettes

Cigarettes are legit fudging BAD for you also if you see this you probably smoke or want to. =) no offense

Guy 1: Yo! Can i get a pack of cigarettes from you?
Guy 2:Nah man!
Girl 1:Please?
sxy girl 2: Come on we can't get a pack? well then can we get u?
Guy 1: I'm out!

by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020