Stanley is the Asian version of Playboy Carti. Most people know him as Playboi Stanli. Stanley is funny and a bit silly, a little goofy, and will make girls turn around and beep. Stanley loves to run, and is always down to lend a helping hand to people learning the art of figure skating. His specialty is figure skating to Pop Smoke's song, Dior, but he will never turn down any Carti song. He is down to drop green dollar bills on any type of clothing because he's mega loaded, and is always down to spoil you if you're a good girl or boy. Stanley is the best friend ever.
by icyricegang November 22, 2021

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.
These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.
by ut4wade November 1, 2010

A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.
"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."
"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."
"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."
by King 13 July 1, 2022

A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody
by EPICMEMEGAMER February 17, 2020

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.
by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022
