Split Pack

In roller derby, a split pack is defined as two groups of skaters, equal in number. If the pack becomes split, no legal pack is defined. Skaters will be warned to speed up or slow down to reform the pack and are subject to penalties. Also, a roller derby themed online clothing store.

"Did you see that team in the Split-Pack shirts? They grabbed an opposing blocker and fell back 11 feet, and sent their pivot to the front of the other group! It's a split pack situation!"

by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009

The Banana Split

The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.

Erich gave that slut the banana split.

by EKP June 24, 2006

Banana Split

When A Woman splits her legs apart, while a Frozen banana (can be covered in chocolate for a lubricant) is inserted into her vagina. Her Partner then ejaculates her with the frozen banana. The Banana can (and should) be eaten afterwards for a proper Banana Split!

"Rick gave me the best "banana Split" ever yesterday! He had me squealing like a dog!"

by Mitch m June 28, 2007

split the bunny

What does this mean?

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Lickety Split

Stupid My Little Pony who makes an ass out of herself in the My Little Pony movie. Has buck teeth, has inter-species sex, and dances badly.

Lickety Split sucks hardcore.
Yeah dude, you said it.

by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005

Split arse

Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.

"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"

by Superman01 July 19, 2009

Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009