stroke the lizard

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park
by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009
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Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.
"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."
by BurtVid January 16, 2013
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submarine stroke

When you get jacked off in a hot tub or pool.
"Why aren't you allowed at the public pool?"
Sarah gave me a submarine stroke
by Nolangiard777 August 14, 2017
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Stroke the snake

“Whatever , don’t act like you guys don’t stroke the snake either”
by Scorpio Zeus February 25, 2018
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Stroking the Judy

Stroking the Judy: when a man displays overt affection toward a women to mask his latent homosexuality
"Dude, did you see that guy everyone thinks is gay stroking the Judy in the bar the other night" or "That poor pathetic girl has no idea that guy is gay and he's just stroking the Judy" or "does his boyfriend get jealous when he strokes the judy?"
by Joel A. Porter January 14, 2010
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stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017
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grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable
guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!
by bambo15 April 21, 2017
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