France

A country which Europeans makes fun of ironically. If you are not European then they may get angry.
It might be for the presumption of French people being pompous. Or just France, ha-ha.

1.) By an European talking about countries: I hate France lol.

European: Same bro.

2.) By a non-European about countries: I hate France lol.

European: 1)>:( 2) Same bro. (50% chance of either)

3.) About people: Dude, don't just call people peasants. You are acting totally french right now.

by IMakeTheseCauseICan'tFindThem March 17, 2023

france

a place that was colonized by canada because canada colonized france

did you know france was colonized by canada

by REALNEWSTODAYREAL March 17, 2023

France

A Country not even Urban Dictionary acknowledges the existence of

France doesn't exist

by Russian bias go brrrrrrrrrrrrr April 2, 2023

There is a France

Typically the words of horror, hearing this come out from anybody's yapping mouth can instantly trigger mental sanity loss because of their believing in this country. This is also Scary Fact #67.

French Guy - "Hey, did you know that There is a France?"
German Guy - "NO NO NO NO ONOO NOONO NONONO NOOOOO"

by The Local Tax Agent June 4, 2024

Frances Bits

Usually are terrible at their jobs. Can be a middle child and they suffer from depression. These creatures have no formal education and like to manipulate or micromanage everyone. They carry lice in their hairy backs. Usually have a big belly but small brain titties and a disease filled mouth. They eat a lot and horde candy bars in their pockets.

All my alcohol was consumed by Frances bits again

by Honest Parisian July 3, 2024

Kitty Frances

The female vagina equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

darling, come and visit my homegirl Kitty Frances

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Frances

Frances is a boy,

His thoughts are spoken through his eyes.
He will always have opportunity but he lives and settles with making mistakes, he is not ready when it comes to pain and feelings.

He masks himself with hate and strength but buried beneath is a little boy desperate for nurture and protection.
Frances is a boy.
He accepts the minimum without knowing the worth.
Frances is a boy, a boy no one understands because he cannot understand himself.
-t

Person 1: Why is that man so confusing?
Person 2: Because he's a frances.

by yearningmonkey May 10, 2025