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Douche Mooger

1) stealing your friends bf/gf
2) kelsey watson
3) like a douche mover, but worse.
Kelsey is such a douche mooger! She straight stole my boyfriend! hoe.

....it was on greek...sorta
by fnoodles November 5, 2009
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Douche Crest

Slang term used to describe the hairstyle known as the fauxhawk.
When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:

1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.

2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.

3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).

4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.

5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.

6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
by paleriderpa August 15, 2009
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douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.
" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."
by AustinIsADoucher November 10, 2009
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Douches Wild

1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.

2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.
1) Joe is a douches wild.

2) Chad is wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game. Douches wild!
by Human/Rodite February 1, 2010
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Douche Yacht

Term used to connote the ultimate douchery (i.e., when "douche canoe" or "douche rocketry" does not sufficiently capture a person douchiness).
Congrats, Wayne. You are now officially a douche yacht.
by solegit1234 February 22, 2014
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Douche Dust

Dust created by any obnoxious vehicle movement, for example:

Drifting
Skidding
Revving up your fucking car Kyle!
Josh: duuuuuude I just got hit by some Douche dust!
Jokokokokokokokokooko: What the hell is Douche Dust?
by manisgod420 April 15, 2020
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Douche Forest

A group of douche bags in formation. They probably aren't doing anything productive. And are likely grouping in a low class public place.
Wow, look at that huge Douche Forest over there. What a bunch of posers.
by Sliter August 20, 2010
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