Texas Bender

When a penis becomes so erect that it bends upward

While looking at porn Earl became so horny he started to stroke his texas bender

by Ticman October 5, 2011

Texas Bama

One who is born, bred and raised in the great state of Texas. Typically from a larger Metro Area (Houston), but still has very country ways about them (Bama). Texas Bamas are usually very assertive and proud of who they are and where they came from. And though they may be classy and reserved at times, they never have an issue getting ratchet and turning up.

Girl 1: Girl, you always embarassing me at these white folks events. Why you got tabasco sauce in yo bag sis?
Girl 2: Baby, now you know I'm a Texas Bama

by Midgetty Make July 31, 2016

winnsboro texas

The biggest shit town that sinks its teeth in you and never lets go. No matter how great your ambitions are you cant get away

Winnsboro Texas resident: I was going to go to medical school but I knocked up "insert name here" and work at brookshires bagging groceries.

by Ihatewinnsboro December 25, 2016

Texas Shake

The texas shake is when two or more men put on snake-skin cowboy boots and engage in sexual intercourse. Prior to achieving orgasm the taker is to take off the boot so his partner can ejaculate into it. He then will drink from the boot afterwards. This act is dubbed "Texas Shake" becuase more often than not you must shake the boot, as the cum has a tendancy to get caught in the toe of the boot.

Joe was only wearing one boot because he had used his other while performing a texas shake with his partner earlier that night.

by quackattacker June 13, 2008

palestine texas

A town in east texas good for causing migraines and growing football players.

Adrian Peterson grew up in Palestine Texas

by lol@u June 29, 2008

Iredell Texas

Small ass town in the middle of Texas. Population 360, but varies based when the pipeliners leave for the oil rigs. Known around Texas as Snuff City, and Iredellians are proud of it!

Hey, there's a bonfire after the 6 man game tomorrow night in Iredell Texas. Wanna go?
Man, I can't. I've gotta leave Snuff City for the oil rigs in the morning. Me and the old lady are saving for a new double wide.

by backinthesticks February 20, 2011

Texas Surprise

(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.

"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"

"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"

by Auralius June 5, 2013