Bros before embros

Expressed in the same interests as bros before hoes , but on a real level of warning a friend about a treacherous female

Hey look man, just be careful with her , bros before embros is all I'm trying to say

by Thisguyandtheotherone June 10, 2018

Bro Ho

A bro with benefits

" Although we started off as friends, he soon became my bro ho."

by DicksB4Hicks June 19, 2017

Onii-bro

A mix between a gay little faggot and a beaner weaner.

Onii-bro I really want beanie wienie cocky wocky.

by God_Rizard September 19, 2022

THE JD BRO

Your average kid with balls the size of bowling balls. He is mostly known for his Youtube shorts over at jd the bro Shorts. According to jd the bro concrete is an acceptable source of sustenance and this opinion is shared by all. If you aren't subbed to The jd bro what are doing in your life. It's guaranteed that if you sub tot he jd bro you won't get bullied its been proven so don't be that guy.

The Jd bro is cringe

by Such an idiot that you can’t e April 21, 2022

Super Smash Bros

The most successful fire emblem advertisement campaign in history. The premise involves a several weebish anime swordsman that interact with Nintendo titles like pokemon, mario, zelda,etc. The ads were so successful that it managed to turn a niche franchise that nobody plays into lower-mid tier franchise that some people play.

The ads often pretend to be a "crossover" of various characters , but in reality non-fire emblem characters exist solely to be the playthings of the fire emblem ones. Since 2001 they have slowly dominated the character roster of Smash brothers to the point where their representation greatly eclipses franchises that are more well renowned and successful than fire emblem.

Fun fact, fire emblem was so poorly successful that they were going to cancel the franchise. Thanks to the constant advertisement of super smash bros, it will survive for another 100 decades

Once upon a time , video game representation was just. But everything changed when the weeb emblems attacked. They devoured several beloved franchises and sidelined them to the point where Nintendo actively refuses to looked at retired veterans such as F-Zero and Mother.

Fire emblem does NOT deserve to have as many spots as POKEMON. Pokemon is the biggest media franchise in the world, nobody would have known fire emblem if it wasn't for super smash bros

The devs at Nintendo really need to stop their boners for this overrated franchise

by soygoy April 30, 2021

Mexskimo Bros

When you are eating your delicious, amazing, 5 star mexican fast food (taco bell) in the parking lot late at night and see another bro enjoying his meal.

Me: Wow that rad bro is also enjoying his 4th meal
Jewsh: That makes you guys mexskimo bros
Me: Woaaahhhhh *mental knucks with the other bro*

by chrischudz August 12, 2014

Brené Bro

A bro who who has discovered the need to heal his emotional wounds and psychological trauma, specifically through the teachings of author Brené Brown.

Brené Bros will often talk about this process at great length to anyone who will listen.

Matt: Yo, Jay and I are gonna smoke, hit Buffalo Wild Wings, and see the new Fast and the Furious. You in?

Jeff: Um...

Matt: What?

Jeff: I mean...I just want to be sure we’re not all just selectively numbing our emotions-

Matt: Forget it ya fuckin Brené Bro!!!

by Mergs99 February 13, 2020