slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L

If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017

slap happy

Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.

Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"

by flippedwaffle June 7, 2022

Freudian Slap

an unintentional insult regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Person 1: I just interrupted her and started mumbling fat multiple times nonstop.
Person 2: Danm, I don't know dude must have been a Freudian slap.

by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019

Slap

When someone roasts you in a way that it stings because it’s so true

Shannon: I really don’t want to go to work
Mark: that’s because you have no work ethic
Shannon: wow, what a slap

by Woahzthere April 28, 2019

salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .

Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?

by J . Cortez September 19, 2016

slaps

food that is good

damn this food slaps

by foodslaps April 6, 2022

meme slap

Ιs an event or situation in which you are in a phase where you believe that no meme can impress you.
Βut when you least expect it, a wonderful meme appears and sends you crying from the laughter in the bathroom,
where you get the reality check you deserved.

I thought i aint seen a funny meme in a minute. But I saw one from my favourite shitpost page in the morning, that got me so meme slaped that i couldn't breath right from the laughter.

by StZ9991 April 18, 2022