October 27th

A day where you can be as gay as you want with the girls whilst still being 1000% straight

Person 1: hey it’s October 27th, you know what this means
Person 2: we can finally marry

by imgaybutnohomo October 26, 2019

October 27th

Post/Share you awkwardest or weirdest photo day!

Some guy named Chad: Ew I can't post this pic, I look so ugly.
Some guy named Leif: Bro you have to its October 27th!

Some guy named Chad: Oh ok then!

by ThatStrangeLilChild October 26, 2019

October 26

Beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day

John:"Isn't it october 26th?"
Pete:"Oh yeah its beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day"

by GlenGibbs October 26, 2019

October 25th

Worldwide eyebrow shaving day is on October 25th, and originated from a small English trading city called Liverpool. The official name is Scouse Browswhen you shave off all your brows and draw them badly.

Person 1: Wheee are you eyebrows?
Person 2: They ae right here. *Points to badly drawn brows*
Person 1: Oh yes, it's October 25th after all.
Person 1 and 2: *Both laugh*

by [sh]e [hit] [on] ti[me] October 26, 2019

october 26

national dumb bitch awareness day.

friend 1: what day is it?
friend 2: october 26!
friend 1: omg national dumb bitch awareness day

by b0b r0ss October 26, 2019

October 26th

write your gf a paragraph so she can wake up to it on october 27th

It’s october 26th i’m gonna write my girl a paragraph

by Benicetiyourlovedones October 26, 2019

October 26

On October 26 there are 60 days left till Christmas

Tom: what’s today

Bill: October 26 which means 60 days left till Christmas

Tom: hell yah

by October 26. October 26, 2019