by aintskeerd July 25, 2017

Dylan: "Yo it's Asian James guys!! I WANNA KISS HIM"
Chris: "James my BELOVED!"
Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."
Chris: "James my BELOVED!"
Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."
by TheGodofFascism March 11, 2023

Someone who is an epic pro at the popular game Fortnite: Battle Royale, but he only showers every 2 weeks 😲
by Vincent Ford November 16, 2021

The most attractive person you know. A sex machine. If you have a James with him, fuck him. Best experience of your life, need I say anymore
by Jumbo69 April 9, 2022

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019

Shocking fact: He has blue eyes. He is very kind and likes sweaters, one of his hobbies is reminding Serena that she is in denial of being gay. He is very sweet and will be there for you whenever you need him.
by floyo <3 February 9, 2022
