James

Idk he seems nice ig, seems like a jackass too...kinda hard to read.

James.........I don't fucking know bro

by Nintenbro1 August 10, 2021

james jones

eh stupid fat person with a small dick

dude you're so james jones

by goolgoog August 29, 2020

James

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.

" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"

by jimmehjam December 2, 2023

James Brown

The godfather of soul and the sexiest man alive.

Man I saw James Brown performing and I had to put my dick in my wasitband because he was so good looking!

by Jack_Is_Black May 6, 2024

James Bowie Student Council

The voice of the student body at James Bowie Highschool in Arlington, Texas

Did you know that James Bowie Student Council

runs most of the events at our school?

by pp powered cum October 29, 2022

James

James is a nice but hard-looking person, He loves video games and enjoys being cared for, and likes a girl for thir personality. If you meet a James make sure to befriend him.

James is an amazing kid

by WeirdbutcuteHotdog October 4, 2021

James

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.

Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄

by Owen447 January 27, 2022