Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023

Poop Butt Seggies

when you shit in a girls ass causing her to cum twice as fast, then cum in her eyes and yell "seggies time"

"yeah me and my girl had poop butt seggies it was hot"

by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.

Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk

by shmoondo October 24, 2019

poop-dee-loop

Anus, butthole, taking a shit, shit, poop

I thought I had to fart-da-lart, turned out to be a poop-dee-loop. (See fart-da-lart)

by BearBunny February 21, 2023

Poop Scrape

A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in one’s underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.

Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE

by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024

Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act

All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns

by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024

Let I.C.E. poop

You guys know that that's one of my pet peeves. People not being able to poop.

Hym "Let I.C.E. poop! You kmow how I feel about not letting people poop. Right Amazon drivers? Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop!"

by Hym Iam October 14, 2025