After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018
Get the Mayonnaise Handsmug. by fat ass lard ass February 6, 2025
Get the Billy the Great bj hand outermug. Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
by Yo mom may December 7, 2019
Get the National hold hands with your girlfriend daymug. A small task that you accomplish yourself, without the help of a professional. Usually pertaining to Do-it-yourself projects.
by Jellodub June 7, 2023
Get the Hand Jobbymug. A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.
Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
by Kevin coates October 28, 2023
Get the Golden hands manmug. adj./noun
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
by Badger66666 April 11, 2025
Get the Boomer Handsmug. by Zerojj August 15, 2023
Get the soft with my handsmug.