monkey jumped

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open

Dirk monkey jumped Kelly in Ryan's kitchen in front of everyone.

by Barney Goodheart September 22, 2008

cake monkey

a cake monkey is a bitch who loves makeup sooo much that she covers every part of her face like 10 times over and over

thats a cake monkey

guy 1:dude i saw like 7 layers of makup on her face

guy 2:what a cake monkey

by cwilb November 4, 2009

Kael monkey

A young child that is extremely quiet but inwardly brilliant. Usually has blue eyes and blond hair.

Wow! That baby is just so adorable!...Yeah! And he even programmed my TiVo! He's the best Kael Monkey on the block!

by Casky April 4, 2010

Monkey Peaches

A password.

The password... It's Monkey Peaches.

by Nigger Boy Henry April 14, 2014

Chotch Monkey

Someone who keeps the nations bird in captivity

You're a bird keeper Chotch Monkey

by Meghan Da bomb March 3, 2015

Ass Monkey

Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.

Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.

by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014

Porch monkey

A black man

Come and fight me you stupid porch monkey

by Somekidthatisrasist1290 November 1, 2017