Cobra Slap

The act of deep charm of the Cobra snake and you wake up to being slapped on the face by a snake charmers dick

Nathaniel was talking about snakes so I hit him with a Cobra Slap

by Randomd2slave July 12, 2025

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Slap-Twig Comedy

A comedy that tries to be slap-stick, but falls short, usually a failed sequel of a great original.

I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.

by Eraudog July 27, 2025

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.9.Ima Slap It On His/Her/Unisex Face.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025

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.9.Ima Slap It On His/Her/Its/Unisex Face.9.

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You are aimlessly hitting her raw in the missionary position. Just as your about to climax 45 seconds after starting. You pull out. Hold her legs up vertically parallel to one another. Then you slap her pussy once. If she says “no” or “stop, you give one more slap to see if she is just being a submissive good girl. If she says “no” or “stop” again, give one more for good measure. Once you finish the third slap, you will have already climaxed due to the sheer rush of adrenaline from beating pussy, literally.

“Give her the Kentucky Pussy Slap”

by Gocards2013 September 2, 2025

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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

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