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Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication
1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?
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Hitting it green

Me and my friends are hitting it green tomorrow.
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Green balls

To want to catch and have an urge to have sex with lucky charms Lepercon.
Dude I think I have green balls It may be magically delicious.
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Green Genie

A sex move performed with the following steps.
1.While fucking a girl and smoking a joint stick the joint in her pussy
2. Punch her in the stomach so that she contracts with shock
3. Rub the pussy as the smoke escapes (a green genie being rubbed out of the lamp)
Did you hear Brad gave Emily a Green Genie last night?!
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Maisie Greene

Maisie Greene and Andrew Greene are so cute together!
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Putting green

When several men line up from smallest to tallest from 10 feet away and see who can ejaculate the closest to the ladies mouth.
Teebow won 500 bucks because he made a hole-in-one when we performed a putting green on his grandmother.
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green fn

i’m on that green fn
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