Buttery Hand

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.

Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."

by Jsagahw March 21, 2017

Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.

Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.

by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023

Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016

Nightengale Hands

The soft and feminine hands of Lycan Theory. They will make any woman green with envy. When he isn't using them to click clack on his keyboard. He has them extended out to ladies for handouts. When he claps back its like the soft brush of a doves wing.

Lycan furiously waved his nightengale hands in anger when his stream only had 57 viewers.

by Gay Ghost June 25, 2024

The hand over

Hading over your car keys to a criminal. And smoking meth with them the next day in the car they stole off you

Man what happened to your car
I got raped and then he typed to rob me so I gave home my car keys. He came back the next day. So I shouted him meth and we smoked in the he stole off me. Yeah. It was a fun night But I’m a bit sad about the hand over

by Borggy June 27, 2023

hand grenuc

A hand held throwable nuclear device the size of a hand grenade

I pulled the pin and flung the hand grenuc into the arachnid nest and then bugged out.

by The Arctic October 7, 2022

Hand-me-down

When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth

Yo bro, she gave me a hand-me-down last night! It was so rad, I didn’t have to drink by myself

by Monkeyman132 January 6, 2022