An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
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Get the strike and slap mug.when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018
Get the slap your eyeballs mug.Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.
by Lord_Thicc August 15, 2022
Get the Speers Slaps mug.A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
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