Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 2, 2009

new england cat slapper

the act of using ones penis to slap at a woman vigina (or pussy)

niall - hey jake

jake- yeah

naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite

jake- dudeeeee, u asshole

naill- ha sweet

by da Niall's n alex August 8, 2008

jungle cat stove pipe

when you stick a pipe in someones ass drop a cat in and pull out the pipe

fred: man jhon is really pissing me off, im going to jungle cat stove pipe him
jeff: harsh

by joe hardiman May 11, 2007

Ima put my cat on the mic

MEOOOOOOWWWW

Kid: Ima put my cat on the mic

Kid: MEOOOOOOWWWW

by Koreami March 26, 2022

Play him off, Keyboard Cat

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.

Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.

by null_device May 14, 2009

cat caught yer thumb

Ref. to no chat on cell

Cat caught yer thumb or twat?

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

3 girls 1 cat

A video of a cat getting stomped on 3 girls. They kept stomping on the cats body, when it died the girls was still stomping on the body to flatten out the organs.

Hey did you watch the 3 Girls 1 Cat Video?

Person: Yes it was so sad.

by ExplainVid12 June 4, 2023