March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

Balls slapping

balls slapping on ass

Zak clapped Birch so hard that his balls slapping on her ass

by anonymous October 6, 2021

Slap

Sounds like a plan

“We should link up when I get in town tomorrow”
“Ok, slap”

by DbleR June 16, 2023

bitch slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch, Different from a "pimp slap", which uses the back of the hand and is usually disciplinary.

im gonna bitch slap the little bitch

by fuckthemniqqas May 30, 2024

clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.

John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."

by toddmatt September 17, 2013

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023