Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.

1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.

by MagicMahn January 9, 2022

Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

slap slap slap beanis

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.

Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018

National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day where a boy can slap a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy: Nice ass *slaps butt*
Girl : why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
U can slap and grip the girls ass if you want

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

Slap the Tosh

to tickle somebodys funny bone enough that it makes him want to watch tosh.0

god that joke made me want to slap the tosh!

by monkeyjoker April 22, 2011