Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010

left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.

Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.

by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014

Hands down

No doubt, for sure

- I should've gone to bed earlier yesterday

- Hands down you should've

by anothergoodsamaritan August 12, 2025

Hand Chucks

The act of getting slapped really hard by a girl with strong hands.

Marianne's smacked the mean girl with her "hand chucks"

by The little bandits April 9, 2011

Kamryn hand

She’s a small influencer on the YouTube platform, and overall a great, kind hearted person. You will often see her making fun of herself for the internet, or drinking coffee. She also is a small self taught MUA for her YouTube and Instagram platform. She loves to make people laugh and loves her fans.

Have you heard of that YouTuber kamryn hand.

Yeah I watch her videos.

Me too!

by YouTubedefinitions November 1, 2018

hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.

Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021