Cat circle honey pocket

A mysterious career with an unknown purpose.
Commonly found in Milwaukee.

Jim: what do you do for a living?
Sam: I'm a Cat circle honey pocketer

by ROXIE & SIMONE February 10, 2009

National Fat Cat Day

Fat cat day is a way to show off your cats fatness. So what if you over feed them sometimes be proud for it on this day.

Woah did your cat eat a cow , no I just over feed him , omg I’m so jealous I want a fat cat , well today is national fat cat day go get one

by Hi yoyo November 6, 2019

Cat-voiced cock bag

A shit bag with a feeble, nervous voice.

A useless cunt, with an annoying voice.

"Did you even listen to Perkins' presentation earlier?"

"Nah, he's a fucking cat-voiced cock bag, I wish he was dead."

by A Cunt February 6, 2009

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

A sex position in which the women fucks a man, hard, as if she was a feline on a hot tin roof. real sexy like.

"Sweetie, lets now perform the act known as cat on a hot tin roof," cried Miguel.

by Busty St. Clare January 12, 2009

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 2, 2009

new england cat slapper

the act of using ones penis to slap at a woman vigina (or pussy)

niall - hey jake

jake- yeah

naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite

jake- dudeeeee, u asshole

naill- ha sweet

by da Niall's n alex August 8, 2008

jungle cat stove pipe

when you stick a pipe in someones ass drop a cat in and pull out the pipe

fred: man jhon is really pissing me off, im going to jungle cat stove pipe him
jeff: harsh

by joe hardiman May 11, 2007