Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.
Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!
by LeeWay1974 December 05, 2019
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Glock With A Stick

A big glock, usually with a drum magazine or a dual drum magazine. Said by rappers all the time.
"My glock is huge, man. It's got a drum magazine. Get out of my face cause I got a glock with a stick."
by PDiddyIsMyDad February 10, 2025
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Schizo Stick

A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.
Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?

Or

Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.
by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015
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hit the stick

ladies.. this means that your going to use your dildo tonight
by masterdickexpert69 April 30, 2020
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Up-sticking

Holding one’s stick above the waist in a hockey game or practice.
by Pollyy January 08, 2022
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nut stick

Dude, my nut stick is so big!
by sportygspot June 12, 2010
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Idiot Stick

Knock it off, Idiot Stick!”
by Person1027 May 04, 2018
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