Green Person

A green person is someone you lost when you were young, but you still think about them on a daily basis

Boy 1: My grandpa is my green person, I still think about him everyday.
Boy 2: That's cool, my great-grandma is my green person!

by olive_.juuice January 13, 2024

Green Machine

When you take a green smoothie and rub it on your body and drink it off of you

Damn my cock taste good after a Green Machine

by CREAMSTER69 September 6, 2021

The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.

PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

Green

Someone who is willing to perform sexual acts with little hesitation.

I used to talk to her but she green fool.

by bjune1234 July 1, 2019

sam greene

A brow guy who things he's the most savage guy on earth.....but really just wants to be as cool as his friends Fed and Rem

yooo Sam Greene! who's mans are you?

by THE 14" PYTHON IN MY SHORTS December 14, 2016

Forgetting the green tea

When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.

Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.

Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.

by Secrete sauce June 26, 2021

green mail

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.

Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024