green magazine

The act of pinching + twisting the penis.

Logan green magazined Nathan for stealing candy.

by GeniusStuff69420 November 27, 2021

green sniping

1. A more specific derivative of nerd sniping, where a troll credits / refers to some content that contains incorrect environmental claims designed to to elicit a response that occupies the respondents or otherwise takes them offline.

That copium article post you posted in the collapse forum was excellent green sniping! In the two hours it took to debunk all its claims, attention had moved elsewhere and no one followed up.

by teartear January 8, 2023

Green and gold

Is the colours a vegetarian displays when they get hepatitis A from a bad apple.

That green and gold body paint is fucking hot oh wait that’s just a hippie with hepatitis A - FUCK MY LIFE!

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Ronald Green

An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.

tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.

by Earl Waschnuski February 19, 2021

New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"

(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!

by Lit Loc November 3, 2021

Green Soap

Defines the accepted remedy of the era, to rid one's public area of the crabs. Truly a green soap-like liquid, syrupy in character, was used to kill those little bastards. Commonly used in my own personal experience, roughly late 1950s - mid 1980s. Oldie but goodie, shouldn't lose the classics. Refers to public lice infestation, a wonderful experience to avoid.

Crap, my mom found my Green Soap, and won't let go. She wants to know where I picked up the crabs but I refuse to name your sister.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Green Spam

Any specific types of production which are analogous to the success of green RPG middle earth smart phone games: duplicated to insignificance due to little copyright restriction.

e.g., fps zombie games, counter-strike clones, Minecraft clones, single board computers, 3d printers, generic android phones, smartwatches, cheap TV/handheld emulator consoles.

The electric car market is green spam, there are more cars out than there are buyers.

by UltimateKnuckle December 25, 2022