Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

by Stuart H July 21, 2006

Sand Fuck

To have sexual intercourse on a beach and get sand on and around your penis.
This often leads to serious chaffing of the penis and vagina. The cause is primarily poor blanket positioning and/or when you withdrawl and go for the vagina again you miss driving your penis into the sand.

Holy fuck, my cock is totally raw I Sand Fucked Myra the other night at the beach.

by Asseater01 June 17, 2007

Freudian Fuck

A Freudian Fuck occurs when you are having sex and the thought or image of your opporsite sex parent pops into your head.

"I was nailing this chick last night and all the sudden I thought about my mom. I kept banging her, even though it turned into a Freudian Fuck."

by SJP123 - T August 23, 2008

Thank fuck

Thank fuck is a shortened version of thank fucking god

Thank fuck the test isn’t tomorrow

by Thank fuck 🤣 November 17, 2019

fuck ditch

noun: A term for the female genitalia; synonymous with furry taco, bearded clam, and swollen axe wound.

"Shit man, I got too wasted last night and fed it to Lynne Montgomery's nasty fuck ditch."

by Getou Tathere February 17, 2005

grudge fuck

Having hard, hot, wild, violent, satisfying sex with someone (else) to exersize the deamons of a former BF, GF, or lover you just broke up with.

I need a good grudge fuck to get over her.

by JessAstroman July 15, 2006

gully as fuck

to be gangster as hell or really ghetto

yo my boi himels is gully as fuck

by Big E easy August 3, 2006