I am Jack's

A substitutive for the phrase: I feel/am X used in reference to oneself in the 3rd person.

Ex. I am feeling sad.

into

I am Jack's deflated happiness.

This is quite obviously made in reference to fight club in which the character refers to himself in the third person because of his schizophrenia

by antwskinner August 5, 2008

I like u

I like u is used over text messages to show your interest in someone

Me: Hey can I talk to you
Anna: Yeah sure...
Me: I like u
Anna: ……
(Btw this is a real confession to my classmate)

by rb2t March 1, 2020

i don't do

When you're too good to do something. Refusing to do a certain task, or wear a certain type of clothing because it is beneath you.

I don't do flats. They're trashy.

I don't do garbage. Save it for someone else.

by Just me me me February 20, 2010

A I D S

After Intoxication Drinkin Shits - this is pretty self explanatory

Dude I pounded a whole bottle of Jack and it gave me the A I D S

by Jeff Josh Scotty Kris June 30, 2007

I love college

A terrible, terrible song written and performed by suburban white-boy Asher Roth. It is the rich, suburban, frat-boy national anthem. Incredibly disgraceful with terrible, meaningless lyrics that make you cry on the inside because it reminds you of depressing America is.

Lyrics:
"That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college"


"Asher Roth is so white, he doesn't even try to be a wigger; he just wears American Eagle and Abercrombie all day like everyone else from his wonderful suburb."

Non-US Citizen: ' "I Love College"? Why would anyone pay for this shit?"

by ljaoacvchekisez April 5, 2009

I K R

It's short for I Know, Right?

Chick_1: Dude, this sucks...
Dude_1: I K R

by InfoFeed June 21, 2010

Can I do

This verb is a colloquialism used in modern American slang, especially in restaurants, bars, coffee shops, in place of "may I have"

"Can I do... an iced latte with two pumps of hazelnut and skim milk?"
"Can I do a cherry coke with large fries?"

by HoneyLoverXXX May 28, 2018