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Fishing Addiction

A fishing addiction is what it sounds like; a fishing addiction. Mostly played up for humor, it can be seen in many aspects and jokes on the internet. One such aspect is fishing culture itself, with humorous shirts that say "A best day is one spent fishing", or silly hats that say "Women want me, fish fear me". An example of the more serious side of this, the addiction side, is Grian.
"Grian, you need to stop. At this rate, you practically have a fishing addiction!"
"Just... need... mending!!"
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
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Fish

A slimy sea creature with dick sucking lips and hicks try to catch them with poles. Can also be used as a joke or to describe the smell of a girl's vagina. They make very good fleshlights aswell.(the ones without teeth)
Example 1:

Gawddaym bill I just caught me a fish the Size of my wifes honkers.

Example 2:

Man 1: hey man do you like fishsticks?
Man 2 (Kanye west): hell yeah I love fishsticks.
Man 1: what are you... a gay fish?
Man 2 (Kanye west): SHUT THE FUCK UP I AINT NO GAY FISH DAWG IM STRAIGHT AS A PENCIL AND YEAH I LOVE FISHSTICKS, I LOVE PUTTING FISHSTICKS IN MY MOUTH BUT I AINT NO GAY FISH BITCH.

Example 3:

Dude... I fucked that girl last night and her vagina smelt like fish.

Example 4:
Mmmmmmyep ima put my dick I'm this fish mouth. *dead fish sounds* ohhh yeah *slap slap squish* shiiiit *wet noises"
by Mr. Postpartum March 30, 2022
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Fish Yes

The proper way to agree with someone or to just say yes
Dave: Wanna go to the bar?
James: FISH YES MOTHERFUCKER!
by oofblox September 27, 2019
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Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023
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Fish

Fish is another way of calling someone a fool or unkowledgable. The degree of fish a person is is represented by the type of fish (ie. Rock bass)
Have you met michael? Omg ya he's such a fish
by ZICKE September 12, 2016
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Fake fishing

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies
I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.
by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018
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Nickel Fish

Picking up every available overtime shift and pretending it’s to help everyone else
Bedinghaus is a real Nickel Fish. He’s always at work
by Gilps May 18, 2022
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