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water wednesdays

The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.
Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays
by Rey1119 November 28, 2012
mugGet the water wednesdaysmug.

Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job
OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!
by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020
mugGet the Water my melonsmug.
If you wanna get strong for that battle, you must choose between two options: money that'll last you a lifetime, or wotr. You gotta choose it for yourself, and remember, ain't no goin back bruh.
WRIST ๐Ÿ—ฃ WATERS ๐Ÿ—ฃ ON ๐Ÿ—ฃ MY ๐Ÿ—ฃ NECK
mugGet the WRIST ๐Ÿ—ฃ WATERS ๐Ÿ—ฃ ON ๐Ÿ—ฃ MY ๐Ÿ—ฃ NECKmug.

Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.
That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?
by M. Byrd March 1, 2024
mugGet the Back door water heatermug.

coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of โ€œcoochie water.โ€ It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee โ€” a true show of gender equality.
"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet
by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025
mugGet the coochie water autographmug.

egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
mugGet the egg watermug.

Water

by Hylah May 11, 2021
mugGet the Watermug.

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